Santa is real. He really is! Iscreem had his doubts from the beginning and it didn’t help that Twiggy kept antagonizing and making fun at the kobold warrior’s expense at every available turn.
“Santa is folklore for little kids! Santa isn’t real! Santa is for delusional attention deficit disordered kobolds!” Twiggy would taunt at him, but it wasn’t true. None of what the elf wizard told him about Santa was true. Why do elves have to be so mean and cruel? Greenhat had always said to be on your best behavior so Santa will bring you something good for Christmas and to everyone’s surprise, that is exactly what happened.
Santa had left the kobold warrior a fine and exquisite set of the infamous ‘Cobold Carrot Carving Knives’. How did Santa know that the kobold was a collector of ‘Cobold’ carving equipment? and how did he know the kobold’s favorite vegetable was the carrot?
“Santa knows all! He knows who is good and who is bad! How else would he know about my love for ‘Cobold Carrot Carving Knives!’?” the kobold stammered.
“Silly kobold! I’ve lost count of the number of times you have blabbered on and on about those ridiculous carrot knives! Santa didn’t give them to you! Greenhat left them to you in his will!” the elven wizard blasted.
“What?! but the tag says this gift was from Santa! Greenhat!, that old gnome. He really did get senile in his old age didn’t he?” Iscreem muttered.
“No more brain frazzled than poor Gnarshm I suppose.” Twiggy said.
“Oh well, have a merry Christmas anyways!” the kobold grandly announced!”
… and a festive and merry time was had by all.