Monthly Archives: April 2015

None Shall Pass! Monty Python Scene (Realms of Quest II style)

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PURPLEHAT:You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight.
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I am Purplehat, Sorceress of the Gnomelands.
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I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me in my quest to defeat the evil wizard Nikaedor.
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You have proved yourself worthy; will you join me?
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You make me sad. So be it. Come, Gnarshm.
BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass.
PURPLEHAT: What?
BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass.
PURPLEHAT: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir knight, but I must cross this bridge.
BLACK KNIGHT: Then you shall die.

Here’s the great scene in its true Monty Python form.

 

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